π Foldable iPads, Amazon's Oopsie, and EU's Starlink Rival
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Welcome to The Compiler, a daily curation of tech news.
πΏ MAIN CHARACTER
Apple's going big... and foldable? The tech giant is reportedly cooking up an 18.8-inch foldable iPad for 2028. Picture two iPad Pros side-by-side, but with a nearly invisible crease. This monster tablet might even run macOS apps, blurring the lines between iPad and MacBook. Is this the future of computing or just a really expensive way to read comic books?
π₯ SPICY TAKES
- Amazon execs ignored worker injury warnings, Senate investigation reveals. Turns out "move fast and break things" wasn't just a motto β it was happening to their employees. Who needs safety when there are packages to deliver, right?Read more
- EU's β¬10.6B Starlink competitor is a go. They're aiming to launch by 2030, which in EU time is practically tomorrow. Let's see if they can deliver internet faster than they make decisions.Read more
β‘οΈ QUICK HITS
- Hackers can jailbreak digital license plates. Now you can make others pay your tolls and tickets. Finally, a use for blockchain!Read more
- UK gives social media companies 3 months to improve safety or face huge fines. Meta's probably wishing they could unfriend the entire country right about now.Read more
- Programmer wrote a bug so bad, security guards wanted a chat. When your code is bad enough to trigger a real-world boss fight, you know you've messed up.Read more
π€ SHOWER THOUGHT
If AI can generate realistic images, does that mean we can finally get decent looking stock photos of people eating salad and laughing?
Thanks for reading!